Grab your shotgun!

We have a zombie Apocalypse! Okay well maybe not really, but something that sounds suspiciouslly like one happened not long ago in Miami.

A naked man was reported to have been chewing the face off another man... The "zombie" who was eating the other man was shot several times, witnesses say they heard a half a dozen shots. The apparent zombie kept eating the man after being shot multiple times. The zombie is dead and the victim is in the hospital, but you have to admit it sounds a lot like a zombie.
Flesh-eating, can take several bullets to the body... May we possibly have a zombie pandemic on our hands? Or maybe the threat has been averted by killing the first zombie? We'll only see in time. But speaking of apocalypses, wasn't the  Mayan God Quetzalcoatl supposed to return May 20th, when the earth moon sun and Pleiades are all aligned? Guess not. I'd have to say I am disappointing, I was looking forward to his return... I still think ancient 'gods' were aliens though.

In other news, In case you didn't know, Matt smith, AKA the 11th Doctor who, carried the Olympic torch. Pretty cool, huh?

Apparently Keira Knightley  is engaged to the British rocker James Righton.

Also, It appears that Obama has been bad-mouthing Vietnam Vets... that's just cold.

I've been out of the loop recently so I don't have much to talk about today... i know it is LaToya Jackson's birthday today, and Adrian Paul who played Highlander's Duncan McLeod's birthday as well.
But really, I don't have much to talk about... I've scoured online news sites such as the extremely reliable Yahoo News. (That was me being sarcastic)
I can't find too much. So we have stupid presidents, zombies, rock stars, actresses and whatnots.
So i bid thee farewell, and see you next time.

Sweet mother!

Elder Scrolls ONLINE has been announced? MY BRAIN CANNOT REPEL A FORCE OF THIS MAGNITUDE! I'm crapping bricks right now!
Honestly!
Now, I know a lot of you may not like this... but I do.
a lot.
I just hope it doesn't end up like a cheap version of WoW.
Also, Bethesda announced skyrim DLC.
They are calling it "Dawguard" and at the moment it appears to be an Xbox exclusive.
Hopefully they'll add it to the play station store and to steam for PS3 and PC users.
Now this brings us to birthdays.
Today is:
The Godfather of soul JAMES BROWN's birthday! I feel good!
Sugar Ray Robinson's birthday... Famous prizefighter, RIP.
Niccolo Machiavelli's Birthday! Before all else, be armed..
Bing Crosby's birthday! I know it's out of season, but try clicking this.
Now, there are plenty of other famous birthdays today but I only list a few on here, because it's my blog and I can do whatever the heck I want to.
Also...
Football linebacker legend Junior Seau Committed suicide yesterday at age 43.
A dang shame.
He had a gunshot wound to the chest, apparently self-inflicted.
Apparently he didn't want to damage his brain because he wanted scientists to study it. 
I'm not sure about you but a gunshot wound to the chest always screams "murder" to me, but i watch a lot of crime shows.
And to throw a few more names out there, Yesterday was the birthday of
Lily Allen (27)
Dwayne Johnson, 'The Rock' (40)
David Beckham (37)
Baron Von Richthofen, 'The Red Barron' 
And then last but not least...
Dr. Benjamin Spock. I have no idea who he is but I just wanted an excuse to say: "Spock!"
I'm also hyped up for Halo 4.
Halo.
Freaking.
FOUR.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say goodbye, Canadian Penny!

The Canadian Penny... you know that penny with the lady on the back? that one, it's gone.
The Canadian Penny will no longer be used in Canada, so i guess that means they will revert to using nautilus shells for currency.
Being as Canada is a vast, tropical island nation.

It is Angus Young's birthday today! Lead guitarist of AC/DC. The Famed Rocker turns 57 today.
So, if you want to know what to get him, try getting him a larger size schoolboy costume.

Al gore's birthday as well today! The... Inventor of the internet. Try buying him a very expensive gift: a brain. Oh, and the "Politician" turns 64 today.

And guess what? It;s Christopher Walken's birthday! Try buying him a cowbell! That Wasn't a joke; The world needs more cowbell.
The Actor from Queens turns 69 today.

You're a cantaloupe!

I could go on and on with Walken quotes, or go watch "the walken dead" or I could go on to the next
 birthday...

Ewan McGregor, Young Obi-Wan Kenobi! The Scottish actor turns 41 today!
I have no idea what you could get him as a present. Maybe a... uhhh... yeah I've got nothing.

This is The King of Badgers signing off.

Havn't blogged in a while... time to drink my own pee.

BEAR GRYLLS.
I've been catching up on all those old episodes of Man vs Wild, and i forgot how much of a tremendous BEAST  Bear is. Honestly.  First of all, his name is bear. I think he is sort of like a cross between Chuck Norris, James bond and the old spice guy in awesomeness. Apparently he eats dragons for breakfast... and drinks his own pee... a lot.  but he doesn't care, hes BEAR. FRIGGIN. GRYLLS. I could go on and on about how epic he is but i have a feeling i might end up sounding like less of a fan and more like a gay stalker so I'll stop it at that.
in other news: Katy Perry is still hot.
In *other* news: Amy and Rory are leaving doctor who in the next season ;'(
I'm trying to hold it back but i cant hold it in... I'm going to go sob like a little girl now.

Also, Chester See is still epic.
If you don't know who he is, go to THIS link and REVEL IN HIS EPIC.
I would make some joke about "oh, I'd go gay for Chester see" but there could possibly be a half an ounce of truth to that so I'll leave it alone, like the Bear Gylls deal.
Let me just set one thing straight, I may make jokes about being gay for someone but I'm completely straight.
Now that has been said, I can go on and talk about... wait for it.... wait forrr ittttt.... WAIT FORRR ITTTTT....
 Youtube.
That's right, im starting a channel... maybe.
I'm going to go try and contact some of my fav youtubers for advice.
I'm likely not gonna get any but whatevs.
Now, i shall end this post with a picture of a chuckling cat.

IM A WRITIN MACHINE!

Haven't been posting recently because I'm too busy (procrastinating) writing THREE BOOKS. technically 4, but I've practically ditched the one... and like my many other attempts at book writing, the books I'm writing now, i will likely get bored with and ditch as well. but i need your support, people. I need moral support! comment on this post or tweet me, do something to support me morally! Even a hefty "You can do it" will work just fine. Anyways, see you again soon.
Toodle pip!

Stream of consciousness.

Nargles i tell you! It's them! Or aliens... i like pudding.. and waffers.. Butterfingers! this one is not here.
are you talking to me? I'm invisible.
 Wow... That looks odd. Tastes funny too. It's weird, I've never seen anything like it before. I think I'll break it.
Said the Actress to the bishop.
Poor, poor bishop.
Who knows what this life is, or the life under our feet.
You filthy sons of Amon. What kind of name is that? Who names there kid 'Amon'?
Anywhoo, let me introduce myself, My name is Mr. Crow and I like clowns, only if they are female.
Male clowns want to eat me, but alot  of female clowns are nice. I like pudding and waffers, did i mention this?
I also like Fish sticks in custard, because the doctor does.
i do not follow his shoes, because he does not harm anyone intensionally, that is why he had died 10 or so times.
the honey-Bee is dancing, and the hornet is in the hive.
I eagle has landed, dawn is breaking.
...It's a nice day if it doesn't rain.
Abraham Lincoln once said to me; "Hey, what is your problem?" then on, i knew i was born to sell pies to hobos.
Especially clown hobos, and pudding... except i got fired for eating the customers.
Only the pudding customers though, they are nice.
I suspect Nargles, or Aliens, or alien Nargles.
I'M YOUR BASSCREATOR!
i am no longer here.. FIN!

Poetry

Wrote a couple Haikus

English Style Haiku: The sound of Night

Under the night sky
Listen to the sound of dark
The sound of your soul

Traditional Japanese Style Haiku:

The flower in the field, Rolls back as the wind blows, A gift from the world

My mind is slowly recovering from it's mush state.

My brain is mush.

My brain, is mush.
Completely mush.

                                                  I cut this out and make a mask, smiley face emoticon.

I just hope my book doesn't completely stink.

Like i said, my brain is mush, but I will, however, Make fun of this picture.

                                                BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE!

Progress is good

Made some progress on my book, nice.
Goofing about twitter while trying to think what more to write in my book.
Really I don't have much world news to make fun of at the moment ;p
I am considering changing my name to be the longest ever, I wanna beat this kid 'cos he looks like a chump.

Depicted above: Chump
Really though, the name, honestly. If I changed my name i would change it to something realistic and just play the "my millions of middle names have personal meaning" card.
Also, on twitter IndywoodFILMS is doing a 60 hours no-sleep tweet-athon. yeah, he is raising funds for a completely fan-funded indie zombie horror film. You can donate to his noble cause Here.

Really, I'm fairly bored today, my book is coming along... slowly, and I actually don't feel like dinking around in second life or any other video games.

So, peace out, don't let the aliens, nargles, or what have you bite.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Well, I've made more progress on my book. I've finally figure out the name for the main female... but now i cannot seem to figure out the name for the male, and i've never had any problem like that before.
I've been watching a bunch of Skyrim videos and now I'm throwing a fit about not having the game... or the system to play it on :p

Also, I can't seem to find the random interesting objects I was searching for in my room.
Someone must have sneaked into my room and stole them.

Ahhh! I see what you did there!
Maybe I'll start posting non-potter related pictures?
Maybe I'll post pictures related to a series I actually nerd a bit about... *Cough* Star Wars *Cough*
I need to watch something else so that my book doesn't unintentionally turn into a cheap Harry potter knock-off.

Wicked sick.

The title is unrelated to anything in this blog, I just felt like throwing out dude terms.

I've made progress on my book, I'm having the characters start out as children... TOTALLY an original idea, not based on any series AT ALL...

Shut up Malfoy.
Well, Today has been an interesting day. I helped stop an evil alien invasion, then erased it from history...
Wait... That was just my dream, never mind. :p
Anyways, It's Alicia Keys' Birthday today. that might interest you, if, say, you liked Alicia Keys.

Apparently most of the missing people at that shipwreck near Italy have been accounted for.
Mostly. Anywhoo, I've decided I want two pet ravens; One named Huginn and one Named Munin.
If you don't know what that is a reference to, use this handy little took i like to call GOOGLE.
Speaking of Ravens/Crows, I hear they may be making a new "The Crow" film, i might have to see that.


My good friends at the BBC World Service (lol) Talked to Sir Patrick Stewart Today.
Asking him why he gave Hollywood up for going back to England to play as Shakespeare...
I'm not sure what exactly the play is, if anyone knows please comment :p

No. Siriously.

Happy birthday to.. Woa!

Yeep! Many many birthdays today!
Let's get started.
 Benjamin Franklin's Birthday! (Party Hard, Ben, party freaking hard)
Kid rock's Birthday! (Who cares?)
Jim Carrey's birthday! (Look ma! I'm roadkill! HAHA)
Al Capone's Brithday! (Let's go fog some droppers)
Shari Lewis' Birthday! (What? Where did we get the mutton chops? Not important)
Betty White's birthday! (Again, Who cares?)
Michelle Obama's Birthday! (Let's spend even more of the Tax payer's money to send her on a vacation!)
Susanna Hoffs' Brithday! (Happy birthday from Ra, Set and the gang!)
 James Earl Jones' Birthday! (James... i am your Father...)
And Last, but definatly not least...

Muhammad Ali's Brithday! (I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I'm so mean I make medicine sick!)

And in other news...

Jon huntsman Drops out and endorses Mitt Romney.

In OTHER News

I have just finished drinking My Pepsi.

I Remember!

Was listening to the BBC World Service a few days back. They talked to an interesting man that claimed to recall every day of his life in complete clarity
Well, Naturally they put it to the test. They told him the date of a major event and he was to guess what happened on that date, and what he was doing at the time. Sure, everyone knows about man landing on the moon, anyone can know that (except for me because I'm and alien), but honestly, can you even try to remember this exact day last year? Only a few have been diagnosed with Hyperthymesia, also known as piking or hyperthymestic syndrome. (hooray for me I can copy/paste from wikipedia!)
Think of the benefits, you'd be able to remember everything. Think of the downfalls, You'd be able to remember everything.

Also, It is LL Cool J's birthday today.

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Was goofing off in Gimp. Made this.

Obey my Badger!

Gosh, that sounded filthy.
Disclaimer to all: I am a professional Badger. Don't try what I talk about at home if pregnant, over the age of 40, have a history of hearth disease, risk of lung cancer, risk of skin cancer, risk of throat cancer, risk of brain cancer, dementia,Memory loss, or breath on a regular basis, It may be dangerous to your mental health.