Poetry

Wrote a couple Haikus

English Style Haiku: The sound of Night

Under the night sky
Listen to the sound of dark
The sound of your soul

Traditional Japanese Style Haiku:

The flower in the field, Rolls back as the wind blows, A gift from the world

My mind is slowly recovering from it's mush state.

My brain is mush.

My brain, is mush.
Completely mush.

                                                  I cut this out and make a mask, smiley face emoticon.

I just hope my book doesn't completely stink.

Like i said, my brain is mush, but I will, however, Make fun of this picture.

                                                BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE!

Progress is good

Made some progress on my book, nice.
Goofing about twitter while trying to think what more to write in my book.
Really I don't have much world news to make fun of at the moment ;p
I am considering changing my name to be the longest ever, I wanna beat this kid 'cos he looks like a chump.

Depicted above: Chump
Really though, the name, honestly. If I changed my name i would change it to something realistic and just play the "my millions of middle names have personal meaning" card.
Also, on twitter IndywoodFILMS is doing a 60 hours no-sleep tweet-athon. yeah, he is raising funds for a completely fan-funded indie zombie horror film. You can donate to his noble cause Here.

Really, I'm fairly bored today, my book is coming along... slowly, and I actually don't feel like dinking around in second life or any other video games.

So, peace out, don't let the aliens, nargles, or what have you bite.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Well, I've made more progress on my book. I've finally figure out the name for the main female... but now i cannot seem to figure out the name for the male, and i've never had any problem like that before.
I've been watching a bunch of Skyrim videos and now I'm throwing a fit about not having the game... or the system to play it on :p

Also, I can't seem to find the random interesting objects I was searching for in my room.
Someone must have sneaked into my room and stole them.

Ahhh! I see what you did there!
Maybe I'll start posting non-potter related pictures?
Maybe I'll post pictures related to a series I actually nerd a bit about... *Cough* Star Wars *Cough*
I need to watch something else so that my book doesn't unintentionally turn into a cheap Harry potter knock-off.

Wicked sick.

The title is unrelated to anything in this blog, I just felt like throwing out dude terms.

I've made progress on my book, I'm having the characters start out as children... TOTALLY an original idea, not based on any series AT ALL...

Shut up Malfoy.
Well, Today has been an interesting day. I helped stop an evil alien invasion, then erased it from history...
Wait... That was just my dream, never mind. :p
Anyways, It's Alicia Keys' Birthday today. that might interest you, if, say, you liked Alicia Keys.

Apparently most of the missing people at that shipwreck near Italy have been accounted for.
Mostly. Anywhoo, I've decided I want two pet ravens; One named Huginn and one Named Munin.
If you don't know what that is a reference to, use this handy little took i like to call GOOGLE.
Speaking of Ravens/Crows, I hear they may be making a new "The Crow" film, i might have to see that.


My good friends at the BBC World Service (lol) Talked to Sir Patrick Stewart Today.
Asking him why he gave Hollywood up for going back to England to play as Shakespeare...
I'm not sure what exactly the play is, if anyone knows please comment :p

No. Siriously.

Happy birthday to.. Woa!

Yeep! Many many birthdays today!
Let's get started.
 Benjamin Franklin's Birthday! (Party Hard, Ben, party freaking hard)
Kid rock's Birthday! (Who cares?)
Jim Carrey's birthday! (Look ma! I'm roadkill! HAHA)
Al Capone's Brithday! (Let's go fog some droppers)
Shari Lewis' Birthday! (What? Where did we get the mutton chops? Not important)
Betty White's birthday! (Again, Who cares?)
Michelle Obama's Birthday! (Let's spend even more of the Tax payer's money to send her on a vacation!)
Susanna Hoffs' Brithday! (Happy birthday from Ra, Set and the gang!)
 James Earl Jones' Birthday! (James... i am your Father...)
And Last, but definatly not least...

Muhammad Ali's Brithday! (I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I'm so mean I make medicine sick!)

And in other news...

Jon huntsman Drops out and endorses Mitt Romney.

In OTHER News

I have just finished drinking My Pepsi.

I Remember!

Was listening to the BBC World Service a few days back. They talked to an interesting man that claimed to recall every day of his life in complete clarity
Well, Naturally they put it to the test. They told him the date of a major event and he was to guess what happened on that date, and what he was doing at the time. Sure, everyone knows about man landing on the moon, anyone can know that (except for me because I'm and alien), but honestly, can you even try to remember this exact day last year? Only a few have been diagnosed with Hyperthymesia, also known as piking or hyperthymestic syndrome. (hooray for me I can copy/paste from wikipedia!)
Think of the benefits, you'd be able to remember everything. Think of the downfalls, You'd be able to remember everything.

Also, It is LL Cool J's birthday today.

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Was goofing off in Gimp. Made this.

Obey my Badger!

Gosh, that sounded filthy.
Disclaimer to all: I am a professional Badger. Don't try what I talk about at home if pregnant, over the age of 40, have a history of hearth disease, risk of lung cancer, risk of skin cancer, risk of throat cancer, risk of brain cancer, dementia,Memory loss, or breath on a regular basis, It may be dangerous to your mental health.