Friday, March 30, 2012

Say goodbye, Canadian Penny!

The Canadian Penny... you know that penny with the lady on the back? that one, it's gone.
The Canadian Penny will no longer be used in Canada, so i guess that means they will revert to using nautilus shells for currency.
Being as Canada is a vast, tropical island nation.

It is Angus Young's birthday today! Lead guitarist of AC/DC. The Famed Rocker turns 57 today.
So, if you want to know what to get him, try getting him a larger size schoolboy costume.

Al gore's birthday as well today! The... Inventor of the internet. Try buying him a very expensive gift: a brain. Oh, and the "Politician" turns 64 today.

And guess what? It;s Christopher Walken's birthday! Try buying him a cowbell! That Wasn't a joke; The world needs more cowbell.
The Actor from Queens turns 69 today.

You're a cantaloupe!

I could go on and on with Walken quotes, or go watch "the walken dead" or I could go on to the next
 birthday...

Ewan McGregor, Young Obi-Wan Kenobi! The Scottish actor turns 41 today!
I have no idea what you could get him as a present. Maybe a... uhhh... yeah I've got nothing.
This is The King of Badgers signing off.


Thursday, March 22, 2012

Havn't blogged in a while... time to drink my own pee.

BEAR GRYLLS.
I've been catching up on all those old episodes of Man vs Wild, and i forgot how much of a tremendous BEAST  Bear is. Honestly.  First of all, his name is bear. I think he is sort of like a cross between Chuck Norris, James bond and the old spice guy in awesomeness. Apparently he eats dragons for breakfast... and drinks his own pee... a lot.  but he doesn't care, hes BEAR. FRIGGIN. GRYLLS. I could go on and on about how epic he is but i have a feeling i might end up sounding like less of a fan and more like a gay stalker so I'll stop it at that.
in other news: Katy Perry is still hot.
In *other* news: Amy and Rory are leaving doctor who in the next season ;'(
I'm trying to hold it back but i cant hold it in... I'm going to go sob like a little girl now.
Also, Chester See is still epic.
If you don't know who he is, go to THIS link and REVEL IN HIS EPIC.
I would make some joke about "oh, I'd go gay for Chester see" but there could possibly be a half an ounce of truth to that so I'll leave it alone, like the Bear Gylls deal.
Let me just set one thing straight, I may make jokes about being gay for someone but I'm completely straight.
Now that has been said, I can go on and talk about... wait for it.... wait forrr ittttt.... WAIT FORRR ITTTTT....
 Youtube.
That's right, im starting a channel... maybe.
I'm going to go try and contact some of my fav youtubers for advice.
I'm likely not gonna get any but whatevs.
Now, i shall end this post with a picture of a chuckling cat.

Friday, March 2, 2012

IM A WRITIN MACHINE!

Haven't been posting recently because I'm too busy (procrastinating) writing THREE BOOKS. technically 4, but I've practically ditched the one... and like my many other attempts at book writing, the books I'm writing now, i will likely get bored with and ditch as well. but i need your support, people. I need moral support! comment on this post or tweet me, do something to support me morally! Even a hefty "You can do it" will work just fine. Anyways, see you again soon.
Toodle pip!